The Amityville Whore

So, The Nurse and I went to see "The Amityville Horror" on Saturday. I had a free ticket to it, so at least I didn't waste my money. It was FAAAR too over-produced to be taken seriously. A lot of loud noises and special effects. Though it claimed to follow the "True" story closer than the 1978 version, it went even further from it. The escape from the house at the end is accomplished in a SPEED BOAT for Christs' sake.

Anyway, the movie sucked but you should still go and see it if you want to look at a really beautiful man for 87 minutes. Ryan Reynolds, who was previously in some "Van Wilder" movie and "Blade:Trinity" is being completely pimped by his agent in this film. There isn't a scene he is in where he isn't either dressed in a very flattering tight, white undershirt or flat-out shirtless. The man is GORGEOUS! There is a scene where he falls into the river shirtless and comes back out all glistening. And then the endless, shirtless wood-chopping scenes? YUMM!!

Math-girl wants me to get the DVD and just record the parts with him shirtless and add some music to it. Keep your eyes on this guy. We'll be seeing a lot more of him soon. If not, we'll always have "Amityville".